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  now, onto paragraph the second, because as i am well acquainted with the notion that most people do not take pleasure in attempting to comprehend whatever it is i have written if it is all one large "wall" (as they call them) of text. interestingly enough, i am about depleted of things to talk about in my valedictional notice, therefore i am wasting your time away with this paragraph for no reason of particular value. to express my desperation, as of the time in which i am typing this, i will now proceed to state facts that i may or may have not have found on the cap of a glass bottle of snapple iced tea. "way" is the most commonly used noun in the english language. the longest case of hiccups lasted sixty-eight years. a year on venus lasts longer than a day on venus. in forty-three countries, any album made by bruan is to be instantly obliterated before it reaches human contact. dogs can smell ten-thousand times better than humans. polar bears can smell a seal from around twenty miles away. wild camels once roamed the deserts of arizona. in france, sticking your thumb up (typically meaning "good luck" or "yes" in the united states) is a disrespectful or vulgar sign that is their equivalent to the "middle finger." ... more
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